WHO'S THE SUCKER NOW? VACCUUM CLEANER THIEF SWEPT OFF TO PRISION

Christian and Dillan Head

Vaccuum cleaner thief Dillan Head has been sentenced to six years in prison for stealing high-end machines and unloading them for money or drugs, the Denver DA said. Head, 33, and his brother, Christian, 26 led a gang that swept up more than $26,000 of vacuums from 15 Target stores - including Dyson, Shark and iRoomba brands. The appliance-acquiring siblings peddled the stolen goods on Facebook Marketplace. “Retail theft is not a victimless crime – and particularly systematic, organized theft," DA John Walsh said. "It has far-reaching effects on countless Denver consumers, can force stores to raise prices and even to close."

Christian Head was sentenced to four years in prison earlier. The brothers have also been ordered to pay restitution.